Aug 4, 2005

Eww. Eww.

Mike "Your Ear Tastes Damn Good" Tyson apparently wants to try his hand at things other than boxing. He's currently in talks with porn star Jenna "Copious Spit Glob" Jameson, to co-star in an upcoming x-rated movie. And he's requiring that he be paid "up front."

Apparently "Iron" Mike has what it takes, as his member is reported to be some 14" long. Yikes.

I hope they don't expect him to talk dirty, because that would totally kill the mood, I would think.

Somewhere out in the San Fernando Valley, Ron Jeremy is feeling threatened, and John Holmes is turning over in his grave.

4 comments:

Cty said...

Yikes. Jenna should watch herself. Tyson's known for getting a little bite-happy when he gets excited... Ouch.

Bryan Kurz Photography said...

yeah, i would watch that one for sure

Anonymous said...

This whole idea is very scary...

Adobo said...

I would watch it to find out if there is a true correlation between testosterone levels (in this case deepness or squeekyness of voice) and the corresponding size of genitalia. HEE!