Aug 4, 2005

Eww. Eww.

Mike "Your Ear Tastes Damn Good" Tyson apparently wants to try his hand at things other than boxing. He's currently in talks with porn star Jenna "Copious Spit Glob" Jameson, to co-star in an upcoming x-rated movie. And he's requiring that he be paid "up front."

Apparently "Iron" Mike has what it takes, as his member is reported to be some 14" long. Yikes.

I hope they don't expect him to talk dirty, because that would totally kill the mood, I would think.

Somewhere out in the San Fernando Valley, Ron Jeremy is feeling threatened, and John Holmes is turning over in his grave.

8 comments:

Cty said...

Yikes. Jenna should watch herself. Tyson's known for getting a little bite-happy when he gets excited... Ouch.

Eddie said...

lol

wildcat9two said...

yeah, i would watch that one for sure

thegamebrain said...

That is some funny funny shit... poor defeneseless Mikey...

Anonymous said...

This whole idea is very scary...

Eddie said...

Thanks for posting on my site. Living in San Francisco, you are definitely in the lead for being a liberal ******.

Adobo said...

I would watch it to find out if there is a true correlation between testosterone levels (in this case deepness or squeekyness of voice) and the corresponding size of genitalia. HEE!

Swifty said...

I read somewhere of the scarcity of men who can properly perform in front of a camera. Apparently few men have the "talent" for the stopping and starting demanded in this industry. Can you imagine the humiliation going in there as "Iron" Mike, only to come out as "Tyson of the tired todger"?