Because I just had to.

(Curses and props to Rich for the video.)

Hassle-hoff.

David Hasslehoff's estranged wife has filed a claim alleging domestic abuse.

I don't really know what to say about this (aside from the obvious), but I just wanted an excuse to use this picture, which I have dubbed "The Greatest Picture Ever."

I even have it on a t-shirt, I love it that much.

That is all.