Vice President Go-Fuck-Yourself accidentally shot his friend and fellow hunter, 78-year-old Harry Whittington, while quail hunting yesterday.
I'm sure the nation will forgive Cheney this little slip-up. It must be through some compelling force of habit, or perhaps some nervous tension, since some in the GOP are starting to speak up and criticize this administration lately.
A bit of an itchy trigger finger there, eh, Dick?
(Links courtesy of Americablog)
UPDATE: Bob Geiger over at Bring It On! lists Vice President Go-Fuck-Yourself's Top 10 Excuses for Shooting Fellow Hunter. Go check it out. It's hilarious!