[The president] should print up a boatload of those little ribbon magnets to put on our SUVs that say “Support the Wiretapping!” That ought to work. People eat that up! (And as a bonus, since we’re headed that way, he could implant a chip in them which could monitor our every trip to the store. Bonus!)I think Frida's onto something here. I better hop on this before anyone else does. Even Frida. I mean, she's a dog. They don't give copyright licenses to dogs, do they? Hmm. I'll have every right-winger shelling out the dough faster than you can say "executive privilege."
Because, you know, supporting the wiretapping supports the troops, which supports the Republicans, who support 9/11--er, or something. Why do you hate America so much?
I bet Santorum would just kill to get on this bandwagon.
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Hey Mags!
Thanks for the shout out. Which reminds me, do you ever get the urge to walk through a parking lot and collect ALL the magnetic ribbons off cars until you get about a hundred of 'em and then just consolidate them and cover ONE car completely? Maybe pick the car that has the "You Can't be Catholic and Pro-Abotion" bumper sticker and plaster it with ribbons. That way, people will know they REALLY support the troops. But I'm a dog, what do I know!?
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