Today, Britney is talking about "marriage and commitment." Maybe with every episode she's going to have a new topic or something. In the second half of the show, she asks people what their favorite sex position is. The only impression I'm getting is that pre-Kevin, she was super horny and desperate for a date.
Actual quote: "I'm not all about sex, y'all."
Obviously, she's trying to set us up for their whirlwind courtship.
Most of the "cinematography" in this show is done by Britney and Kevin themselves, so there's lots of shaky, hand-held shots and camera-up-the-nose angles. Bad idea. Even Jessica and Nick had their own camera crew.
These are some of the things we learn about La Britney:
- Her Southern drawl is super thick.
- Kevin is good in bed.
- Kevin kisses real good.
- Performing makes her feel like it's her birthday. Every day.
- They love them some Britney in the UK.
- Never ask her to be in charge of the videocamera.
- She likes to make up dirty words to songs.
- JC Chasez likes sex too, but he doesn't like to talk about it.
- Britney won't tell us what her favorite position is, but I suspect she likes it from behind.