Apparently there is some niche to be filled by this talking Jesus action figure. They're going on sale in May - along with the Virgin Mary, Moses, and David versions - and are expected to be priced at about $25 a pop. I'm expecting this to be on every Neocon kid's Christmas list - whether they want the dolls or not.
I can't wait for the Noah action figure, complete with the ark and pairs of animals. That would be badass.
A shout goes out to my friend Paco for the link.