Aug 8, 2006

LiLo Loves Her Some Troops

Lindsay Lohan wants to go to Iraq with Senator Hilary Clinton and entertain the troops. If by "entertain" you mean going on all-night alcohol benders, giving seminars on how to starve yourself so as to lose The Hotness, and engaging in feuds with other vapid teen stars, then well, have at it, I guess.

"I've been trying to go to Iraq with Hillary Clinton for so long. Hillary was trying to work it out, but it seemed too dangerous," the 20-year-old actress says in an interview in the September issue of Elle magazine, on newsstands Wednesday.

Lohan, whose screen credits include "Freaky Friday," "Mean Girls" and the upcoming "Georgia Rule," says she hoped to emulate Marilyn Monroe, who performed shows for about 100,000 troops stationed in Korea in 1954.

"It's so amazing seeing that one woman just going somewhere, this beautiful sex kitten, who's basically a pinup, which is what I've always aspired to be," Lohan tells the magazine, adding that she would prepare for her trip to Iraq by taking shooting lessons with her security guard.
She's always aspired to be a sex kitten? Aim high, sistafren. Aim high.

(Photo credit: Lifted from my favorite guilty pleasure. And props to Scott for the link.)


Polt said...

It's not safe? Kathy Griffin went and took Michael McDonald with her. IF a loud mouthed white woman and a gay man are safe in Iraq, how unsafe can it be for a bubble headed skanky ho?

I'm just sayin...

Adobo said...

If she is blown to bits, then, maybe then, I would consider the Iraq war a success. I'm just a "Mean Girl".

seamus said...

Can we send Kid Rock and the Hilton sisters with her? I think the troops near Basra need some entertainment.