Nov 1, 2006

List of things to remember on Election Day

Courtesy of my friend Scott:
Iraq
Abu Ghraib
Guantanamo
Unwarranted Phone Taps
Unprecedented Powers
Unmatched Incompetence
Unparalled Corruption
Govenor Bob Taft
Rep. Tom DeLay
Rep. Roy Blunt
Rep. Ken Calvert
Rep. John Dolittle
Rep. Tom Feeney
Rep. Katherine Harris
Rep. Jerry Lewis
Rep. Gary Miller
Rep. Marilyn Musgrave
Rep. Richard Pombo
Rep. Bob Ney
Rep. Curt Weldon
Rep. Don Sherwood
Rep. Duke Cunningham
Rep. Mark Foley
Rep. Dennis Hastert
Jeff Gannon
Sen. George Allen
Sen. Bill Frist
Sen. Rick Santorum
Sen. Conrad Burns
David Safavian
The Vice Presidential Energy Task Force
Three bucks a gallon
Record oil company profits
Anwar Pipeline
Anbar Province
Adelphia
Merck
Halliburton
Arthur Andersen
Qwest
Tyco
WorldCom
Global Crossing
Global Warming
Exxon
Enron
Abramoff
Ralph Reed
Katrina
FEMA
Condi
Harriet Miers
The Supreme Court
Diebold
John Bolton
Florida, 2000
Ohio, 2004
North Korea
Iran
Darfur
Stem Cell Research
Scooter Libby
Valerie Plame
Golden Parachutes
Shrunken Pensions
Social Security
Habeas Corpus
Ahmad Chalabi
The Baghdad Museum
Tora Bora
Taliban Resurgence
Iraqi Insurgents
General Eric Shinseki
General Anthony Zinni
Mission Accomplished
Intelligent Design
Kenneth Tomlinson
Ari Fleischer
Scot McClellan
Tony Snow
Ann Coulter
Expiration of Assault Weapons Ban
John Ashcroft
Alberto Gonzales
George Tenet
Paul Bremer
Paul Wolfowitz
Richard Perle
Dick Cheney ("Go f*@# yourself")
Donald Rumsfeld
Turd Blossom
And finally, the Uniter-Decider-Reader of Camus, Shakespeare and "My Pet Goat", who describes the party that successfully prosecuted two world wars as people who cut and run.
Feel free to add more to the list!

1 comment:

Mone said...

That for sure is a long list. No need to add any more.