Nov 28, 2006

They're bringing skankyback

I admit it. I'm a sucker for the celebrity gossip. I buy US Weekly, dammit.

And if you're anything like me, you're sitting there in profound and utter incredulousness that Paris Hilton is now being used as a PR device to reinvigorate sagging careers. Case in point: Britney Spears, who's been seen around town lately cavorting with America's favorite socialite. Like they're best friends all of a sudden.

I don't get it either. Britney apparently "looks up to" Paris Hilton. Um, WHAT?

A Socialite's Life sums it up beautifully:
I pray pray pray this is but the latest stage in some bored hoax that the Three Skanks of the Apocalypse have concocted to fight off ennui.
I couldn't have said it better myself. Britney. Honey. What the hell? Do you do everything your publicist tells you to?


mrgumby2u said...

Okay, I'm not as up on these things as you may be...who's the third skank of the apocalypse?

Anonymous said...


"Britney is barely five feet tall and Paris is a Brachiosaurus. Of course Britney 'looks up' to Paris."

That skank is just digging her hole deeper, but this newest development causes one to ponder: Momma Lynne's noonies are all dried up, and Jamie Lynne isn't lactating yet. Who's breastfeeding the spawn?

Mags said...

Mr. Gumby: By my estimation, the Three Skanks of the Apocalypse are Paris Hilton, Lindsey Lohan, and Nicole Richie.

There's also a skank-in-waiting list, but I will need some time to compile that list.

Laurie: Don't be silly. Auntie Paris can easily hire the best wetnurse evar to take care of the kiddies while she and Brit tear up Kitson.

Catherine said...

I love celeb gossip, too. I am huge fan of -- adore that bitchy queen.

Brit needs to go hang with Rosie. Go to Mommy, Brit!