Nov 28, 2006

They're bringing skankyback


I admit it. I'm a sucker for the celebrity gossip. I buy US Weekly, dammit.

And if you're anything like me, you're sitting there in profound and utter incredulousness that Paris Hilton is now being used as a PR device to reinvigorate sagging careers. Case in point: Britney Spears, who's been seen around town lately cavorting with America's favorite socialite. Like they're best friends all of a sudden.

I don't get it either. Britney apparently "looks up to" Paris Hilton. Um, WHAT?

A Socialite's Life sums it up beautifully:
I pray pray pray this is but the latest stage in some bored hoax that the Three Skanks of the Apocalypse have concocted to fight off ennui.
I couldn't have said it better myself. Britney. Honey. What the hell? Do you do everything your publicist tells you to?

4 comments:

mrgumby2u said...

Okay, I'm not as up on these things as you may be...who's the third skank of the apocalypse?

Anonymous said...

From idontlikeyouinthatway.com:

"Britney is barely five feet tall and Paris is a Brachiosaurus. Of course Britney 'looks up' to Paris."

That skank is just digging her hole deeper, but this newest development causes one to ponder: Momma Lynne's noonies are all dried up, and Jamie Lynne isn't lactating yet. Who's breastfeeding the spawn?

Mags said...

Mr. Gumby: By my estimation, the Three Skanks of the Apocalypse are Paris Hilton, Lindsey Lohan, and Nicole Richie.

There's also a skank-in-waiting list, but I will need some time to compile that list.

Laurie: Don't be silly. Auntie Paris can easily hire the best wetnurse evar to take care of the kiddies while she and Brit tear up Kitson.

Catherine said...

I love celeb gossip, too. I am huge fan of Dlisted.com -- adore that bitchy queen.

Brit needs to go hang with Rosie. Go to Mommy, Brit!