Nov 27, 2006

Everybody wants a record deal

Oh Jah, please make him stop [emphasis mine]:

A source told Britain's Daily Star newspaper: "Tom's got a great voice. And he loves that song ever since his Top Gun character Maverick sang it to woo his love interest Kelly McGillis. Katie proved how talented she is musically when she performed in The Singing Detective remake." Tom's vocal talents did not go unnoticed by several music producers who attended his wedding, and the couple have apparently been offered staggering sums to sign an exclusive record deal.

Tom Cruise is corny enough, but now it looks like I'm gonna have to bust out my list of actors/models/whatever-turned-singers-turned-actors in order to prove my point. Here's my "Don't-Quit-Your-Day-Job" list:

All I'm saying is that very few can pull this off, Tom and Kat(i)e. Very. Few. Don't say I didn't warn you.

Is there anyone I'm missing?

(With inspiration from A Socialite's Life.)


Kvatch said...

But isn't the worst of all time the boxer turned stud? Of course, it can only be Mike Tyson--soon to make an appearance at Heidi Fleiss' stud farm.

Anonymous said...

Girl, did you hear Jaime Foxx sing on his comedy special "I Might Need Security"? That man can SANG! I think I saw women throwing their panties on stage.

Mags said...

Yes, girl. That DVD is The Guts!

Anonymous said...

You forgot Bruce Willis....