Nov 13, 2006

K-Fed's bringing nasty back

Oh look. Another celebrity sex tape. Sorry, alleged. From The Sun:
The Britney Spears and Kevin Federline divorce has turned nasty after it was revealed he is touting a Paris Hilton-style video of the couple romping.

According to our sister paper The News Of The World, dumped husband K-Fed has already been offered £26million for the FOUR hour tape, shot in the early stages of the couple's relationship.

Britney fears the raunchy footage will destroy her wholesome image, unless she caves in to his demands for a £16million payoff and custody of their children Sean Preston, one, and Jayden James, eight weeks.
Oh Britney. Dahlink. Bubele. The toothpaste is already out of the tube on that one, my dear. Remember this? I'm not interested in seeing hillbilly sex ...



... or am I?

Four hours is nothing to sneeze at. There I go again, digressing.



(Photo lifted from
here.)

3 comments:

Tom Hilton said...

This reminds me of a parenthetical remark Amanda Marcotte made in the middle of a post about porn. She said a former boyfriend had wondered, if porn only depicted married couples, would the religious conservatives still think it was wrong?

Britney Spears getting it on with her husband...hey, how is that not wholesome?

mrgumby2u said...

gosh, until I read about this I was thinking that K-Fed was a pretty classy guy. What an eye-opener this is.

Anonymous said...

Initially, I was all about the street rat releasing the video to the public just to show her diehard, devoted fans what a tramp she is. Then, I realized, wait a minute--we didn't even know who Paris Hilton WAS until that damned sex tape. For the love of God, keep it in the closet, K-Fed!