Or, alternatively, "Friday Afternoon James Lipton Blogging":
- What is your favorite word? - "Mediocre." (It's just the perfect word for what it's describing.)
What is your least favorite word? - "Inspired." (Long story.)
What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? - Passion.
What turns you off? - Ignorance.
What is your favorite curse word? - Fuck!
What sound or noise do you love? - Being told I'm beautiful, softly whispered in my ear.
What sound or noise do you hate? - Sorostitute-speak.
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? - Reggae DJ.
What profession would you not like to do? - Dairy farmer.
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? - "You were right all along - that WASN'T what I meant!"
(Inspiration shamelessly lifted from Kvatch.)