Or, alternatively, "Friday Afternoon James Lipton Blogging":
- What is your favorite word? - "Mediocre." (It's just the perfect word for what it's describing.)
What is your least favorite word? - "Inspired." (Long story.)
What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally? - Passion.
What turns you off? - Ignorance.
What is your favorite curse word? - Fuck!
What sound or noise do you love? - Being told I'm beautiful, softly whispered in my ear.
What sound or noise do you hate? - Sorostitute-speak.
What profession other than your own would you like to attempt? - Reggae DJ.
What profession would you not like to do? - Dairy farmer.
If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates? - "You were right all along - that WASN'T what I meant!"
(Inspiration shamelessly lifted from Kvatch.)
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4 comments:
I never gave being a dairy farmer a moments thought.
Til now.
Thanks.
Hah! I love the name of this blog!
Have you seen the You Forgot Poland t-shirt? Classic.
I'm gonna go poke around.
Sorostitute?
Wow. I love that. Was is that anyway?
I'm reminded of a dear friend of mine that hated, JUST HATED, the word...
"moist"
I thought she was crazy at first. And then I thought about it and decided, "You know what? 'Moist' is a pretty gross sounding word." Say it realy slow to enunciate those vowels. Errg..
I have to give my homegirl Erica at Soft Pretzel Love (see blogroll) props for coining the term "sorostitute."
Basically, it's me bagging on annoying chicks with those annoying voices who scream out "WOOOOO!" for no reason at bars.
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