Mar 24, 2006

Fruit Cocktail

Why does Gwyneth Paltrow hate children so much? Emphasis mine:
Gwyneth Paltrow is reportedly eschewing the temptation to have a full on fruit cocktail of a family (Her daughter, as you all probably know, is named Apple and her husband is... not without his own fruitiness.) by choosing to name her next baby, a boy, not Kiwi or Mango or Cumquat, but after her godfather, Steven Spielberg. And no, he won't be named Steven. Or even Speilberg. Or Rich. He'll be named Mortimer, because not only can Gwyneth Paltrow not fake an English accent, she is also incapable of calling people by their proper names. "Uncle Morty" is the nickname she bestowed upon her godfather as a child. Again, not Mortimer.

(Courtesy of my favorite guilty pleasure, Nothing but Pink Socks and a Sombrero, with gut-busting regular feaures, such as "Trann-ay or La-day?", "Who the What?", and "Guess that Nipple.")

Have a great weekend everybody.


revi said...

so very bad. but, if they go to private-rich-kid schools, won't their classmates be named things like Phinnaeus, Rumer, Dream, Story, Puma, Sage Moonblood and Sistine Rose. (from the washpost and am i right)

by comparison, morty sounds semi-normal. haha, and fruity.

She of the Socks said...

Thanks babydoll! ;)