The aging rock band is set to open the KISS Coffeehouse this spring in Myrtle Beach.
Don't expect the same old laid-back coffee place.I wonder if applicants will be screened for tongue length and ability to spit blood. [Right? Gene Simmons used to do that, right?]
Envision servers donning the trademark KISS face paint for special occasions and KISS classics blaring as a machine whips up the trademark KISS Frozen Rockuccino or a French KISS Vanilla.
"This concept is a little different," said Brian Galvin, a KISS fan for 31 years who developed the coffeehouse idea. "It's a stimulating environment to drink a stimulating beverage."
Myrtle Beach offers the perfect stage for a KISS Coffeehouse, Galvin said, because of its appeal to the "Middle America" market, the segment likely to "Rock and Roll All Nite."Yeah, this'll last.
Props to Ted for the link.