Jan 29, 2007

The Emancipation of Mimi's Common Sense

Remember when Mariah Carey (left) threatened legal action against porn star and former California gubernatorial candidate Mary Carey's (right) attempt to trademark her name, citing that it was "likely [for consumers] to mistakenly associate the goods offered" by Mary Carey--whose real name is Mary Cook--with the performer's "goods and services"?

Well, dumbass Mariah is now muddying the waters by posing in an upcoming issue of Playboy:
Leaked photos from the shoot made their way onto the Internet last week, showing a shapely (and undoubtedly airbrushed) Carey strutting her stuff in a skimpy flesh-colored bathing suit.

Rumors that the singer would be making an appearance in Playboy had been floating around for several weeks. On Friday, a Playboy spokesperson confirmed to E! News that Carey would indeed be featured on the cover of the magazine, which hits newsstands on Feb. 9.

Carey's spread will accompany a feature on the "Sexiest Comeback," for which she provided the answers to 20 "revealing" questions.

I suspect that Mariah secretly WANTS to be confused with the star of "Hot Showers 6" and "Lesbian Big Boob Bangeroo 2," because she obviously doesn't let her multi-octave voice sell itself.

(Photo credit: The Smoking Gun)


Anonymous said...

OK...now it makes sense! I've been getting dozens of hits on a Mariah Carey post I did back in December, and couldn't figure out why.

I swear that they're using chunks of her brain to inflate her boobs.

I.M. Dedd said...

Is it me or does Mariah seem a bit...you know...(points to side of head and starts twirling finger)...

Comandante AgĂ­ said...

Mariah has got the "goods", albeit air-brushed ones. But what "services" will she be selling besides crazy?