Remember when Mariah Carey (left) threatened legal action against porn star and former California gubernatorial candidate Mary Carey's (right) attempt to trademark her name, citing that it was "likely [for consumers] to mistakenly associate the goods offered" by Mary Carey--whose real name is Mary Cook--with the performer's "goods and services"?
Well, dumbass Mariah is now muddying the waters by posing in an upcoming issue of Playboy:
Leaked photos from the shoot made their way onto the Internet last week, showing a shapely (and undoubtedly airbrushed) Carey strutting her stuff in a skimpy flesh-colored bathing suit.
Rumors that the singer would be making an appearance in Playboy had been floating around for several weeks. On Friday, a Playboy spokesperson confirmed to E! News that Carey would indeed be featured on the cover of the magazine, which hits newsstands on Feb. 9.
Carey's spread will accompany a feature on the "Sexiest Comeback," for which she provided the answers to 20 "revealing" questions.
I suspect that Mariah secretly WANTS to be confused with the star of "Hot Showers 6" and "Lesbian Big Boob Bangeroo 2," because she obviously doesn't let her multi-octave voice sell itself.
(Photo credit: The Smoking Gun)
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OK...now it makes sense! I've been getting dozens of hits on a Mariah Carey post I did back in December, and couldn't figure out why.
I swear that they're using chunks of her brain to inflate her boobs.
Is it me or does Mariah seem a bit...you know...(points to side of head and starts twirling finger)...
Mariah has got the "goods", albeit air-brushed ones. But what "services" will she be selling besides crazy?
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