One sex tape I DON'T want to see.

Sorry. The more I read about the whole McCain Torture Bill, the more I get pissed. I can't write about it. Read everyone else's take (e.g. Carpetbagger, Laurie, Glenn Greenwald) because they say it much better than I can.

And in moments like this, when I start to feel despondent over our country's future and the downward spiral we seem to be going in, I turn to pop culture and celebrity gossip (and sometimes, pandas) for some sweet release.

Speaking of sweet release, Screech has a sex tape, which documents the legendary Dirty Sanchez in all its deviant glory. Allegedly.

Oh, that Screech. Always a visionary.