In probably the least shocking celebrity statement of the decade, Paris Hilton has admitted that she’s "not like that smart".Knowing is half the battle, Boo.
The confession was made when the star helped police officers with an investigation into a burglary at the house of Hollywood porn baron Joe Francis.
When cops asked her what she knew, the socialite said: "I'm not that smart... I don’t remember... I forget stuff all the time."
But seriously. Hanging out with the "Girls Gone Wild" guy? Eww.
(Photo lifted from here.)