1. I think that when I flirt with people, I freak them out.
2. Why was the Ying Yang Twins promo SUV in the IKEA parking lot?
3. If I eat any more salad, I'm going to turn into a rabbit.
4. Why did my feet hurt more doing the AIDS walk than two days of walking all over Melrose and Disneyland?
5. Will I ever get better at flamenco guitar?
6. What should I have for lunch today?
7. I should really get back into my yoga practice.
8. Will I ever be as eloquent a writer as Brother Kenya or Jones of the Nile?
9. I can't believe he busted out with the "no call, no show" thing on me.
10. Is it time to go home yet?