Because I feel like it, that's why.

Name: Mags
Sex: F
Birthday: December 25
Height: 5'6”
Hair color: Black, with some brown and slightly blonde highlights around the face, for warmth.
Is your hair long or short: Long
Eye Color: Dark brown
Birthplace: San Francisco Bay Area, CA
Location now: Same
Siblings: None
Parents married/divorced: Married
Who makes you laugh the most?: Virge
Who knows the most about you? Mel and Virge
Boy/girlfriend status: UBER single
Do you have a job? Yes, finally
What are you scared of? Death
Who's your role model? Alexis Carrington on “Dynasty”
Most interesting thing you did last summer? I can't even remember what I did last week
What store do you shop at the most? Target, Old Navy
Have you ever done any drugs? Hell yes!
Are you a ditz? I got my moments...
Day of the week: Saturday
Thing in your room: My CDs
CD(s): “Mama’s Gun,” Erykah Badu; "Mezzanine," Massive Attack, "Who Is, This Is," Voodoo Glow Skulls, "Elephant," The White Stripes
Song(s): "What About The Half," Dennis Brown
Animal: Dogs
Ice Cream: Breyer’s natural vanilla with real vanilla bean specks
Drink: Water, Diet Coke with slice of lemon
Thing to do: Laugh until I can’t breathe
Movies of all time: Pulp Fiction, Cinema Paradiso, The Silence of the Lambs, Heathers, Women on the Verge of a Nervous Breakdown
Hangout: My room
Favorite pizza topping: Pepperoni and mushroom
Where do you see yourself in 10 years? Very, very rich, and hopefully happily married
If you could live anywhere: Amsterdam, Hawaii, Manhattan
Dream house: Brownstone in Manhattan or Brooklyn, beachside property in Hawaii, or a nice gabled home on the Prinsengracht
How many kids do you want? As many as I can have
Been in love? Sometimes I think I've been, but then I usually get checked
Lied? Once in a while
Cheated on a test? Yep
Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend? Nope, not my style
Tied your shoes together? Nope
Eaten something with a lot of fat? Hell yes
Had sex? Uh huh
Worst feeling: Betrayal
Best feeling: Love
Do you get along with your parents? Yeah, when they don’t treat me like a kid
Are you ticklish? I don’t think so
First thing you notice about the opposite sex? Teeth (any missing?), fingernails (clean?)
Perfect "dream" date: Doesn’t matter where you go or what you do, it all depends on chemistry
Who is your best friend of the opposite sex? Paco
What do you look for in the opposite sex: A dry sense of humor really gets me going
What do you wear to bed? T-shirts and underwear
What's your bed time? When I’m sleepy
Do you wish on stars? No
Is there a TV in your room? Yes
What's the last thing you do before you fall asleep? Read
How many schools have you been to? In my lifetime? Six.
Are you passive or aggressive? Depends on my mood, and who I'm with
Vanilla or chocolate? Swirl
Would you rather be hot or cold? Cold – better fashion opportunities
What is your curfew? Please, I’m 32
Person you can trust the most: Virge
What is the best quality of a friend: The ability to bring me back to reality when I need it
What friend do you have the most fun with: Virge
If you could change one thing about yourself what would it be? My beer belleh!
Have you ever tried to kill yourself: No way, death freaks me out
Do you know anyone who SERIOUSLY wanted to kill themselves? No
Who do you really hate? George W. Bush and his entire freakshow
Do you like jewelry? Bring it on
Do you wear a watch? Only when I workout, and then only sometimes
Do you believe in God? Yeah
Do you believe in love at first sight? That’s the way it is with me a lot of the time
What are your favorite tv show(s)? Project Runway is the best reality show ever
What color tooth brush do you use? White and blue Oral B battery-operated
Is the glass half empty or half full? Depends on what’s in the glass