So what's the first thing Paris Hilton did after getting out of jail?
Bitch went and got herself a weave.
I thought three weeks in prison made her eschew the ways of vapidity and move toward a life full of meaning and purpose?
Silly me!
/sarcasm
Jun 26, 2007
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Really good blog.
Actually Paris Hilton got a stiffer sentence, than most others for the same crime. The hang paris crowd are not progressive.
Please don't tell me that you're surprised.
Am totally not!
Didn't Jesus have a weave after he spent that time in the desert? Look what it did for him.
Yeah the first time she got sprung she had a spray tan. I'm sure that made her feel much more secure when they tossed her back in the pokey. No woman wants to look ashy, especially around fluorescent lights!
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