Dec 11, 2006

Bend and snap THIS.

First, the world of theatre blasphemed against me and created High Fidelity: The Musical.

And now this:

After a pair of hit movies, beloved blonde Elle Woods is getting ready to step into the spotlight at Broadway's Palace Theatre. A new musical version of Legally Blonde begins performances in April 2007, and everyone's talking about how this overachieving fashionista will work her magic on the stage. After all, when you've been president of Delta Nu sorority and a Hawaiian Tropic girl, conquering Harvard Law—and the Great White Way—should be a cinch.
What's next? The musical version of Little Man?


Adobo said...

Mags, you will regret posting such a travesty. Gary Coleman is now rejoicing and pitching the idea to Broadway producers! Shame on you! ;-)

PS. Blonde producers are in for a serious challenge- Can they really transform this quote from the movie into song?

Elle: "And last week I saw Cameron Diaz at Fred Segal, and I talked her out of buying this truly heinous angora sweater. Whoever said orange was the new pink was seriously disturbed."

Comandante AgĂ­ said...

What were they thinking? High Fidelity as a musical? That's almost as bad as that Bob Dylan musical "The Times They Are A-Changin".

Gary Coleman better watch out. I hear that Vern Troyer wants to do the role in black face.

catherine said...

LOL. OT -- check your hiking diva email.