Feb 12, 2007

Who's the baby daddy?

I love a good train wreck as much as the next person, and not that I'm keeping score or anything, but here are the current front runners in what I like to call, "Who's the Baby Daddy?"
  1. Howard K. Stern, lawyer/lover/"husband"/opportunist/looks like an old ex
  2. Larry Birkhead
  3. Anna Nicole's former bodyguard
  4. Prince Fredric von Anhalt, Zsa Zsa Gabor's husband
  5. Howard Marshall II's frozen sperm
Jesus H, who's next? I wouldn't be surprised if Don Rickles was next to step to the plate.

1 comment:

Polt said...

I'll follow the Faux News Channel route and blame the media...we'll say the media is the baby's daddy!

Them or Bill Clinton...he's respondible for EVERYTHING in the word, dontcha know? :)