Apr 29, 2007

It's the new "Safe Sex Happy Meal"

Hey, look on the bright side. At least it wasn't a finger:
WELLINGTON, New Zealand - A grandmother was alarmed to find a condom in a happy meal gift pack bought for her 7-year-old granddaughter at a McDonald's restaurant in New Zealand, local media reported Thursday.

The condom was discovered Tuesday night in a bag that came with Maia Whitaker's meal, which her grandparents bought at a McDonald's outlet in the city of Wellington.


The outlet quickly swapped the happy meal for a hamburger and pencil case. McDonald's is investigating the find.

Grandma was "horrified" at the thought of her seven-year-old granddaughter finding the condom in her Happy Meal, and said that it would be "difficult to explain."

If a kid came to me holding a wrapped condom, asking me what it was, I'd just take it from them, make something up, and then blow it off. And then show the kid something shiny.

I mean seriously, when did it become bad to tell a little white lie to kids?



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