Sep 8, 2008

Are you sure that was a sausage?

FRESNO, Calif. — A burglar who broke into a home just east of Fresno rubbed spices over the body of one of two men as they slept in their rooms and then used an 8-inch sausage to whack the other man on the face and head before running out of the house, police said.


The victims, both farmworkers, told deputies they were awakened by a stranger applying spices to one of them and striking the other with a sausage.
If you were a burglar, and your burgle victims were ALREADY SLEEPING, why would you wake them up by rubbing spices on their face?

Props to Bellamomo for the link.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

That was my best laugh of the day. THANK YOU so much.

AND what are we going to DO about Sarah Palin?

-- Ann